As the news reports, there are “plenty of questions” after Tiger Woods got in a car crash that sent him to the hospital. According to the story, Tiger hit a fire hydrant and a tree right near his own driveway, and his wife Elin had to smash a rear window with a golf club to get him out.
But the story is asking the wrong questions. “Where was he going at 2:25 am Friday? Why was there no word from the Woods’ camp for nearly 13 hours?” That’s not what golfers want to know. There’s only one question on golfers’ minds:
What club did she use?
Posted by Jonathan Siegel on November 28, 2009 at 05:18 PM
Comments
I’d have thought a wood.
Posted by: Rob | Dec 11, 2009 5:08:28 PM
Did she have a caddy’s advice?
Posted by: Shag from Brookline | Nov 30, 2009 6:48:46 AM
Isn’t it obvious? A free iron. And on an errant drive.
Posted by: Alan | Nov 28, 2009 11:03:22 PM
To a quote a wise man, “Nothing good ever happens between the hours of 2am and 5am.” My guess is that the club was not a putter.
Posted by: David Friedman | Nov 28, 2009 6:26:23 PM