Although it bears a close resemblance to statements made by a number of currently serving officials in the United States executive branch, you can tell this quote is not from one of them because of its clarity and elegance. The quote comes, of course, from Lavrentiy Beria.
The occasion is this story in the Wall Street Journal, for whose daily reporting we should be profoundly grateful. The story details Trump’s demand that “a Biden-appointed Federal Reserve governor [ ] resign after one of his housing officials accused her of mortgage fraud.” The relevant details demonstrate both the typical rush to judgment and–I would say more uniquely, rushes to judgment hardly being an innovation of the current regime–the extent to which the second Trump regime, not by way of secondary communications but as a matter of its primary functioning, lives in, on, and through the unspeakable vulgarity and thoughtlessness of social media:
Bill Pulte, the head of the Federal Housing Finance Agency, alleged on social media Wednesday morning that Fed governor Lisa Cook submitted what he called fraudulent information on a pair of mortgage applications.
Trump wrote in a social media post in response to Pulte’s claims that “Cook must resign, now!!!”
Needless to say, I have no brief for this official, of whom I’ve never heard, and no view on whether or in what manner she erred or lied. It is unfortunate that, as with Erika McEntarfer and the BLS and (to a lesser extent) the goal-less push toward the federalization and militarization of law enforcement, the online discussion will end up focusing on the merits of the charge, with newly minted prosecutors and defense attorneys (including actual practicing lawyers) debating law and facts they were previously unaware of and do not presently understand. No doubt a debate is to be had, and if social media is good for anything, it’s for presenting the simulacrum of passionate debate.
But all that is mostly irrelevant. Cook’s real crime–obviously–is existing and holding office in a manner inconvenient to Donald Trump. The charge of being in Trump’s way is so frequently levied by the executive branch these days that Congress, if it were still in the business of passing laws that direct or delimit the execution of the law by its coordinate branch, might as well make it official.
What the story does not detail but is transparent from its very existence is its genesis, and the nature of this regime’s attitude toward law, administration and management, and political “enemies.” Pulte, clearly seeking the president’s attention and approval in the kind of court politics that characterize personalist authoritarian government, has been the regime’s designated or self-appointed anti-Fed voice. Per the WSJ: “From Pulte’s seat at the head of the FHFA—an agency that usually has little to do with the Fed—he has helped lead the White House’s charge against the central bank, lambasting Fed Chair Jerome Powell on social media and in television interviews.”
Since documents don’t leap from the ether into his lap, presumably he has instructed his underlings to drop their other duties and dig through the dumpsters until they find usable misconduct. One imagines that whole seconds of careful double-checking elapsed before Pulte took to social media with the charges. One assumes that we will learn over time that vast stretches of the executive branch have been told to drop important existing duties and instructed to comb through enemies lists. This gross misdirection of resources will only become more prevalent as the executive branch demands and secures access to panoptic information about Cook–and about you, and everyone you know. And one assumes the same pretextual “investigation”–the search not so much for law violations as for levers–will be employed whenever the regime wants to sideline an official, deport a permanent resident, or strip an American of citizenship.
The leap from “assumes” to fact is, in this case, less of a leap and more a matter of millimeters. The most important and exemplary speech thus far in the second Trump regime remains his obscenity at Main Justice in March. His foreign policy speech in Riyadh doesn’t come close. That’s partly because he has no foreign policy himself, beyond the desire to spend time with and cave to strongmen, and partly because any more meaningful foreign and national security policy will be decided through court politics, as part of the non-transparent internecine conflict and collaboration among leading regime officials and quasi-acting presidents Vance, Rubio, Hegseth, and Loomer. But mostly it’s because there is no formal statement of foreign (or economic) policy that the regime won’t contradict, violate, and undermine as it sees fit.
Trump’s speech at Main Justice, on the other hand, is the Trumpian id defined and unleashed, and no one at Justice has the slightest desire or capacity to leash or even temper it. It is the sole train in the entire regime, outside of whatever Russell Vought is up to, that might manage to run on track and on time. In this regime, in law enforcement as with economic policy, if you can imagine it, and if you then imagine a parodic, shambolic version of it, you’re likely right on the money. See, for example, this update from the Times on Ed Martin–the jackass with the shape of a man and the soul of a second-tier functionary in Maduro’s Bolivarian National Intelligence Service. (At least, the soul of a Venezuelan internal security officer who wears a trenchcoat and brings the New York Post along when cosplaying as an investigator.) Martin’s one gift to the world is to embody the fact that the fearful assumptions about this regime are usually the reality.
The seeming rapidity and informality with which Pulte made his accusation, however much staff time and clandestine record-skimming went into it, and the speed and equal informality with which Trump greeted it, are indicative of two other characteristics of this regime’s attitude toward one of its two central law enforcement policies. (Deportation holds an equal place with the intimidation and punishment of enemies.) The first, which again is worth noting as often as is needed to make it its own subject and not a dully accepted afterthought, is the extent to which this is a vulgarly imagocratic regime, albeit one with teeth: one that conducts an enormous amount of its official business through social media, with all the viciousness, vacuousness, and speed that this entails. As someone with a conservative disposition, I will never stop believing that the vulgarity, informality, and breakneck speed of the regime-qua-social-media-account manner of operation of this executive branch are their own subject, one that demands examination and condemnation, especially by the remnant of American conservatives.
The second is the extent to which the regime has centralized a form of “pig-fucker politics.” Sometimes the allegations are true, sometimes they’re false, often they’re wildly inaccurate or misleading. But if they’re directed at an enemy, forcing them onto the defensive and rallying the base, then they’re A-OK. This is the essence of Trumpian law enforcement. (If the criticisms are aimed at the president, on the other hand, then whether true or not they’re presumptively criminal and unpatriotic.) The accusation is all.
Or almost all. The default Trump apologist position, as with responses to the social-media vulgarization of the entire executive branch, is to casually accept it as mere grandstanding, “trolling,” and so on, in the same way that one grows used to a stench if one stands in a sewer long enough. And it’s true that it’s difficult to make charges stick when the law is against you and you’ve driven out most of your competent lawyers. I don’t accept that position–both because the regime, or at least its leader and his most servile or enthusiastic lackeys, would love to make some charges stick, and because a regime that cosplays at authoritarianism on social media should be treated by decent people as being exactly what it says it is. (The vulgar label, by the way, derives from Lyndon Johnson, whose vulgarity was once viewed as nonpareil but who now does not compare to the smallest cornice that Trump has heaped with gold leaf in his quest to turn 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue into an Atlantic City whorehouse.)
Again, I have no brief for this particular Fed official. I have no position on what she has or hasn’t done, let alone how it compares to the crimes and criminals the administration isn’t interested in. Laws should be applied sanely, fairly, and even-handedly, but, as the saying goes, almost no one is above them. Nor, to be sure, do I absolve prior administrations. But I am reminded for the thousandth time since January that there are actual human beings out there, some with law degrees, who argued with straight faces that the goal of this regime would be to end “lawfare,” a fatuous term that will nevertheless serve here. And I am reminded for the thousand and first time that, as those people and everyone else knew, the goal of this regime is to pursue nothing but “lawfare.”
When the Justice Department, its eye firmly fixed in a “Yes, I said it” wink and its face set in a juvenile smirk, establishes a “Weaponization Working Group,” even as the rest of the government’s foreign and domestic policy operations are converted into a pay-for-play scheme and protection racket, the cynicism of the lie about “ending” warfare–a lie at the time, and a damnable repeated lie for as long as it is left un-recanted–is laid even barer. One stops thinking of the oft-used quote–“For my friends, everything; for my enemies, the law”–as an exaggeration or warning and starts thinking of it as the state of the union. One wonders how to define a regime that has in its ranks not only no liberals, in any large- or small-l sense of the word, but also, and perhaps more alarmingly, no conservatives. One stops thinking of this as a republic and starts thinking of it as a banana republic that can’t afford bananas.
Debating Cook’s conduct–investigating it, defending it, berating it–is silly. So is labeling it “politics” as if this were either an excuse or the entirety of the matter. There is gross misconduct here that demands discussion. It’s not Cook’s.
Posted by Paul Horwitz on August 20, 2025 at 01:11 PM